altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

lasagnababy:

i love being friends with my moms friends on facebook
douglaspug:

Too fat for my harness… better lay off the treats

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoinks)